Dear President Obama:

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They Tell Us What They Are… SOCIALISTS!

Thanks to Warner Todd Huston

Definitions

Definitions

(These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.)

ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends

and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR

A place where women curl up and dye.

COMMITTEE

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF

Cold Storage.

INFLATION

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO

An insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

A doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority,

and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media,

which holds forth the proposition that it is

entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

RAISIN

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET

Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN

An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES

Something other people have….similar to my character lines.

OLD

I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.

She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?”

And that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!!!

Gary McCoy

Dana Summers

Mike Lester

Peter Graves, Dead At 83

via All American Blogger

Here he is in Airplane, one of the best movies ever made:

Five-year-old's 911 call saves dad's life (Audio only)

This is too cute.

"Under God" not religious

The 9^th Circuit Circus Court ruled that the use of ‘Under God” is not religious in the Pledge of Allegiance and In God We Trust can be used on currency.   Atheist Michael Newdow is upset and says he will appeal the ruling.

via St Louis Globe Democrat:

SAN FRANCISCO, March 11 (UPI) — A three-judge federal court panel in San Francisco ruled Thursday the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance are not an endorsement of religion.

The Ninth Circuit Court panel issued the ruling in a lawsuit brought by an atheist who challenged the constitutionality of the pledge. The court found in 2002 the addition of “under God” to the pledge in 1954 was religiously motivated and ruled it unconstitutional.

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The same panel ruled 3-0 in a separate finding the inclusion of the U.S. motto, “In God We Trust,” on coins and currency is patriotic and not religious.

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