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Uh oh trouble in DUmmieland
Looks like the DUmmies are all up in a tizzy over Obama not taxing the Rich to destroy the economy and make us like Eurabia, Socialist and 10% or more unemplument, or month long waiting lines for surgeries and Shari’a Law. Trouble in DUmmieland. Looks like the Obamassiah’s honeymoon is over even before he gets into office.
Thanks to the Intrepid reporter PJ Comix at the DUmmie FUnnies
DUmmies angry that BO may not punish the rich!
We’re beginning to see a pattern emerge. Whenever the Young Prince shows any sign of “moving to the center”–hiring Clinton retreads, being nice to Traitor Joe Lieberman–the Looney Left gets HOPPIN’ MAD! They go absolutely bonkers! Although . . . isn’t that really their normal state? Yes, but in this case, the target is different. Now it’s the previously unassailable Obamassiah. They’re not quite to the point of yelling, “Crucify! Crucify!” but you can see how they could get there from here.
Well, the latest thing to set them off is a slight little indication that Obambi may NOT move to punish the rich quite as quickly as the Bolshevik hordes might like. Just the thought of letting the EEEVIL rich off easy makes the DUmmies’ heads explode! As we see in this THREAD, “Obama may delay high-income tax-cut repeal: aide.” 300 replies in nine hours! Stay class-warfarey, DU!
So hide your 401Ks and don peasant garb, as we watch the Marxist mob rage against the Capitalist Pig-Elect, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest corespondent, Charles Henrickson, dedicated to spreading the mirth around, is in the [higher text brackets]:
[First the news that sets them off . . .]
Obama may delay high-income tax-cut repeal: aide
President-elect Barack Obama may consider delaying an election promise – to roll back tax cuts on high-income Americans – as part of his economic recovery strategy, a senior aide and an adviser said on Sunday. David Axelrod, one of Obama’s closest confidants chosen to be a senior White House adviser, was asked if the tax cut could be ended later than Obama called for during the campaign. “Considerations will be made,” he said on “Fox News Sunday.”
[On Faux News yet! Commence frothing at the mouth!]
Ah, the slipping into passive voice. That’s an ominous note.
[Mouths will be frothed.]
HERE it comes…. More Excuses, and BS
[BS from BO.]
Might as well commit suicide.
[If the rich don’t have their taxes raised RIGHT AWAY, there’s NO POINT IN LIVING!!]
so Paris Hilton keeps getting her tax cut and I keep getting the shaft.
[We’ll always have Paris.]
Oh, sorry. I appear to be ‘hating’.
[And ‘frothing.’]
Could be Obama is responding to new information. Could be he’s just another lying sack of sh*t Republican operative conning the little guy out of his smaller piece of the pie.
[It’s the latter. Give up.]
Rahm Emanuel as Chief of Staff tells us all we need to know. The empire continues to thrive.
[The Bush Family Evil Empire (BFEE). Rahm is the lost Bush brother.]
Obama and many Dems won. Still no reason to become a lemming.
[The reason “Obama’s” birth certificate is still in hiding is because it reveals his true father: Dick Cheney!]
I believe that President Obama will just let the W tax cuts expire in 2010, which is the best thing for him to do, rather than repeal the things during a recession.
[NO NO NO!!! NOT MEAN ENOUGH!!!]
The rich can afford to pay more taxes.
[The rich ALREADY pay more taxes!]
Like I said earlier before the election. Obama was going to be too much the status quo.
[Barack McSame.]
Meanwhile the Drunken Revelry goes on. . . .
[Is that you, Pie-eyed Piper Pitt?]
He had BETTER not give in to the damned Pentagon!! If he does I swear I will never vote again.
[Promise?]—DUmmie FUnnies
Read the while post, there is some good hilarity going on over at DUmmieland
Where is all that change
Man the Kossacks are all up in arms. First the Lordn and Saviour Obama, turns out to just be like every other Democrat and has joined with all the old Clintonistas. But now Harry Reid has called Joe Lieberman a Democrat, and that has stirred up the hornets nest over there. Man Lucy has gotten the betterpartofthe Democratsfor years now.
Now on to the intrepid repoter PJ Comix:
When Harry Met Silly: KOmmies rip Reid over Traitor Joe
Head KOmmie KOs and his KOmmies are out of KOntrol! What has sparked this outrage, this boiling explosion of anger? Something Rush Limbaugh or the Rethuglicans did? No-o-oh! The culprit is none other than DEMOCRAT Senate Leader Dingy Harry Reid! And what is his crime against humanity? Playing nice with Traitor Joe Lieberman. You see, Dingy Harry apparently has agreed to let Traitor Joe continue to chair a committee, even though the Connecticut Quisling endorsed John “George W. Bush” McSame. Perhaps Dingy Harry is trying to pull Traitor Joe back over to the Dem side, for purposes of reaching a super-majority. That might actually be a smart thing for a Senate Majority Leader to do. But NOOOOO!!!!!!!! That is ANATHEMA to the Purity Police! Thus yesterday morning Head KOmmie KOs posted THREE (3) threads in rapid succession, HERE, HERE, and HERE, denouncing Dingy Harry and the Dems as tone-deaf DINOs. KOs’s three brief diaries generated almost TWO THOUSAND KOmmie KOmments, so we’ll just KOncentrate on the first thread, “Reid calls Lieberman a ‘Democrat.'” So don some flame-retardant clothing as we watch the KOmmies read Reid the Riot Act, in Flamethrower Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the prospect of an ongoing Circular Firing Squad, is in the [brackets]:
Reid calls Lieberman a “Democrat”
[Is that an insult or a compliment?]
Yo Harry, the people of Connecticut spoke to that one. Lieberman is not a Democrat.
[Fine, let Ned Lament chair the committee. Whoops! The people of Connecticut elected Joe Lieberman, didn’t they?]
There isn’t a more tone-deaf group of people anywhere in this country than inside the U.S. Senate.
[Head Kommie KOs thinks “Senate Hearing” is an oxymoron. Now let’s hear from some KOmmies . . .]
My wallet is sealed. . . .
[And your underwear is soiled.]
I’m sure the Dem leadership rationalizes that the netroots will go along with them anyway, that we’ll have our fit of pique and then just get over it.
[And they would be correct.]
Not a dime. Ever.
[Not One D*mn Dem Dime!]
Reid has to be primaried, and we need to find a challenger out in Nevada now to groom for 2010!
[Siegfried or Roy?]
Someone should start a Lieberman betrayal countdown clock.
[B minus 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . .]
I wrote them an e-mail, telling them not to come looking for money from me again.
[Unless your name is George Soros, I don’t think they really care.]—DUmmie FUnnies
Obama has lost the election already
And howdo we know this. Well, the Republicans are going to steal another election. The DUmmies are all in a tizzy overthe latestpolling numbers, and they see election fraud. They should see that Obama is sinking because he is running a terrible campaign and does not know howto counter McCain’s pick of Palin as VP. They tried lies, but all of them have been debunkes. Then they tried to say she is just a pretty face and that is the only reason she was picked, and theylost ground. Then the Obama camp made fun of her being a small town mayor,and pushed more away from him.
No it has to be that Evil Darth Rove or Rethuglicans that are setting up for the stolen elections.
Our intrepid reporter PJ Comix in on the story.
Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge
Now the FUn really begins. The inevitable plunge in the polls by Barack Obama is causing the DUmmies to implode in a big way as you can see in this THREAD with the enraged title of "You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!." That title alone is worth a bundle of laughs. Apparently DUmmie wowimthere just can’t accept the poll results showing Obama’s steep decline so he lashes out at the pollsters. His rage is matched by that of his fellow DUmmies which is what makes this thread so comedically entertaining. So let us now enjoy the enjoy the Primal Scream DUmmies shouting out their rage against pollsters in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if DUmmie wowimthere is really the infamous troglaman in disguise, is in the [barackets]:
You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!
[Blasted DUmmie wowimthere from his rubber room bunker.]
How can Obama raise 66 million dollars in August, gain another 500,000 donors and have over 80 thousand people show up at his Denver speech and be tied with a corrupt politician who can’t even get 5000 people to hear him speak, who can’t raise money on his own and has to lie about the crowd sizes to create perception that he’s doing well enough to be considered a presidential hopeful?
[So what address can I send you your Guy Fawkes costume?]
80 percent of this country believes that this country is going in the wrong direction and I’m supposed to believe that McCain who votes with Bush 90 percent of the times is tied with Obama?
[Actually AHEAD of Obama. Does that make you feel better?]
COME ON!
[COME ON! Time for your lithium shot.]
All indications are that Dems will gain more seats in the House and the Senate giving the Dems an overwhelming majority to push their agenda but Obama who is a popular Democrat who can get disaffected Republicans and Independents to vote for the Democratic ticket may not get to the white house because he’s tied with a Republican who was responsible for enabling Bush?
[All indications are that the DUmmies are in the middle of a meltdown.]
COME ON!
[COME ON! Time for your electroshock therapy.]
The Democrats have registered 11,000,000 more Democrats than the Republicans and I’m supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?
[Tied among voters who do not reside in cemeteries.]
COME ON!
[COME ON! Time to bite down on that leather strap.]
McCain picks a woman to be his running mate (for political reasons) who has absolutely no foreign policy experience (a credential he ripped Obama for), who is as corrupt as he is and is just a heartbeat away from the presidency and he and Obama are tied?
[Not tied. Ahead.]
COME ON!
[COME ON! Start swinging your butterfly net.]
All together!
Chuck Todd is LYING!
MSNBC is LYING!
CNN is LYING!
ABC is LYING!
CBS is LYING!
Wallstreet Journal is LYING!
USA Today is LYING![Did anybody ever tell you that you’re cute when rabidly raging uncontrollably?]
And the polls…?
GALLUP IS LYING!
RASMUSSEN IS LYING![But not Jason Leopold. You can always believe him.]
THERE IS NO TIE! This is a fabrication. This is an illusion. This is a fairytale.
[Are those restraining straps comfy?]
The Media and the Polls they road in on are FULL of SHIT! They want you to believe the illogical. It’s a LIE. How can they get away with THIS LIE?
[Not to worry. The exit polls will be as accurate as they were in 2004.]
Obama and McCain are NOT TIED! Good commonsense defies the logic of the polls. The media who sponsors these polls is holding these polls up as a way of pushing their own agenda. People should do one thing consistently. Write or call the media outlets to tell them that you aren’t gullible, that you know that they are trying to sway opinion and possibly the election.
[Yes! Yes! Open your window in Ward 8 and Primal Scream your anger at the world. And now on to the other Primal Scream DUmmies…]
Honestly, it looks to me as though the MSM is looking to the Good Witch Sarah to blink away that nasty black man.
[MSM? Like Jack Cafferty and Campbell Brown? And what parallel universe are you posting from?]
REPUBLICANS ARE GONNA STEAL IT
[Your Diebold machines are already set on "R."]
exactly . . . . they’re just softening us up to accept the big blow
[Would it help if we anesthetized you first?]—DUmmies FUnnies
Annie Oakley’s Revenge on Obama Trashtalk?
My earlier post on Camille Paglia’s analysis in Slate magazine of the Sarah phenomenan cited Camille as saying:
The gun-toting Sarah Palin is like Annie Oakley, a brash ambassador from America’s pioneer
past. She immediately reminded me of the frontier women of the Western states, which first granted women the right to vote after the Civil War — long before the federal amendment guaranteeing universal woman suffrage was passed in 1919. Frontier women faced the same harsh challenges and had to tackle the same chores as men did — which is why men could regard them as equals, unlike the genteel, corseted ladies of the Eastern seaboard, which fought granting women the vote right to the bitter end.
Hmmm I seemed to remember that during the Democratic primaries, Obama had something to say about Annie Oakley. Sure enough, I found this Obama quote on-line in the Huffington Post about Hillary & guns:
Obama . . . then launched into a new criticism of Clinton over her recent admission of being a hunter, and compared her sarcastically to Annie Oakley.
"She’s running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment, she’s talking like she’s Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, she’s packin’ a six shooter! C’mon! She knows better. That’s some politics being played by Hillary Clinton. I want to see that picture of her out there in the duck blinds."
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/13/watch-obama-on-annie-oakl_n_96459.html
Courtesy of ABC, here’s what Hillary said that brought on Obama’s sneering laughter:
On guns, she said, "I have hunted. My father taught me how to shoot. I went duck hunting in Arkansas I remember standing there in that cold water it was so cold at first light I was with a bunch of my friends – all men -so the sun is up and the ducks are flying and they were playing a trick on me they were saying were not going to shoot – you shoot they wanted to embarrass me so the pressure was on. And I shot a banded duck they were as surprised as I was."
Source: http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/02/clinton-voices.html
And with a little more digging, I found the video of Obama, laughing and snickering about Hillary and duck blinds – it’s how he says it more than what he says. Just like the lipstick on the pig crack.
Do you think that maybe "Little Miss Sureshot", up in heaven, heard Obama making fun of her and is looking down on the Sarah Palin juggernaut and is ROFLHAO?
Obama better watch out who he trashes.
Warning: No cackling about Xena, who kinda looks like Sarah.
Julia
Annie Oakley's Revenge on Obama Trashtalk?
My earlier post on Camille Paglia’s analysis in Slate magazine of the Sarah phenomenan cited Camille as saying:
The gun-toting Sarah Palin is like Annie Oakley, a brash ambassador from America’s pioneer
Hmmm I seemed to remember that during the Democratic primaries, Obama had something to say about Annie Oakley. Sure enough, I found this Obama quote on-line in the Huffington Post about Hillary & guns:
Obama . . . then launched into a new criticism of Clinton over her recent admission of being a hunter, and compared her sarcastically to Annie Oakley.
"She’s running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment, she’s talking like she’s Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, she’s packin’ a six shooter! C’mon! She knows better. That’s some politics being played by Hillary Clinton. I want to see that picture of her out there in the duck blinds."
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/13/watch-obama-on-annie-oakl_n_96459.html
Courtesy of ABC, here’s what Hillary said that brought on Obama’s sneering laughter:
On guns, she said, "I have hunted. My father taught me how to shoot. I went duck hunting in Arkansas I remember standing there in that cold water it was so cold at first light I was with a bunch of my friends – all men -so the sun is up and the ducks are flying and they were playing a trick on me they were saying were not going to shoot – you shoot they wanted to embarrass me so the pressure was on. And I shot a banded duck they were as surprised as I was."
Source: http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/02/clinton-voices.html
And with a little more digging, I found the video of Obama, laughing and snickering about Hillary and duck blinds – it’s how he says it more than what he says. Just like the lipstick on the pig crack.
Do you think that maybe "Little Miss Sureshot", up in heaven, heard Obama making fun of her and is looking down on the Sarah Palin juggernaut and is ROFLHAO?
Obama better watch out who he trashes.
Warning: No cackling about Xena, who kinda looks like Sarah.
Julia
Annie Oakley’s Revenge on Obama Trashtalk?
My earlier post on Camille Paglia’s analysis in Slate magazine of the Sarah phenomenan cited Camille as saying:
The gun-toting Sarah Palin is like Annie Oakley, a brash ambassador from America’s pioneer
Hmmm I seemed to remember that during the Democratic primaries, Obama had something to say about Annie Oakley. Sure enough, I found this Obama quote on-line in the Huffington Post about Hillary & guns:
Obama . . . then launched into a new criticism of Clinton over her recent admission of being a hunter, and compared her sarcastically to Annie Oakley.
"She’s running around talking about how this is an insult to sportsmen, how she values the Second Amendment, she’s talking like she’s Annie Oakley! Hillary Clinton’s out there like she’s on the duck blind every Sunday, she’s packin’ a six shooter! C’mon! She knows better. That’s some politics being played by Hillary Clinton. I want to see that picture of her out there in the duck blinds."
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/13/watch-obama-on-annie-oakl_n_96459.html
Courtesy of ABC, here’s what Hillary said that brought on Obama’s sneering laughter:
On guns, she said, "I have hunted. My father taught me how to shoot. I went duck hunting in Arkansas I remember standing there in that cold water it was so cold at first light I was with a bunch of my friends – all men -so the sun is up and the ducks are flying and they were playing a trick on me they were saying were not going to shoot – you shoot they wanted to embarrass me so the pressure was on. And I shot a banded duck they were as surprised as I was."
Source: http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/02/clinton-voices.html
And with a little more digging, I found the video of Obama, laughing and snickering about Hillary and duck blinds – it’s how he says it more than what he says. Just like the lipstick on the pig crack.
Do you think that maybe "Little Miss Sureshot", up in heaven, heard Obama making fun of her and is looking down on the Sarah Palin juggernaut and is ROFLHAO?
Obama better watch out who he trashes.
Warning: No cackling about Xena, who kinda looks like Sarah.
Julia
Former Dem Alaska Sen Mike Gravel defends Palin
By way of Hot Air – here is the former Democratic Senator from Alaska, Mike Gravel (now a Libertarian) being interviewed on the left wing Pacifica radio network about Sarah Palin. I’m sure the interviewers expected to get a lot of juicy bad stuff on her. BUT the interview did not go as expected. It’s really funny for the entire 9 minutes.
Here’s Hot Air’s lead-in:
Comedy gold: Lefty radio hosts crestfallen as Palin defended by … Mike Gravel
posted at 5:30 pm on September 9, 2008 by Allahpundit
You don’t hear their hearts actually start to break until he says, “Troopergate is going to come out in her favor.” Although the most traumatic part, surely, must have been the exchange about how the mayor of Wasilla’s experience compares favorably to Barack Obama’s. Hey, that’s not in the script.
Check out the Pacifica Radio Network: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacifica_Radio
ROFLMAO
Julia
Former Dem Alaska Sen Mike Gravel defends Palin
By way of Hot Air – here is the former Democratic Senator from Alaska, Mike Gravel (now a Libertarian) being interviewed on the left wing Pacifica radio network about Sarah Palin. I’m sure the interviewers expected to get a lot of juicy bad stuff on her. BUT the interview did not go as expected. It’s really funny for the entire 9 minutes.
Here’s Hot Air’s lead-in:
Comedy gold: Lefty radio hosts crestfallen as Palin defended by … Mike Gravel
posted at 5:30 pm on September 9, 2008 by Allahpundit
You don’t hear their hearts actually start to break until he says, “Troopergate is going to come out in her favor.” Although the most traumatic part, surely, must have been the exchange about how the mayor of Wasilla’s experience compares favorably to Barack Obama’s. Hey, that’s not in the script.
Check out the Pacifica Radio Network: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacifica_Radio
ROFLMAO
Julia
Dummies do not lke the Palin Choice
Looks like the DUmmies do not like Palin as the choice of VP. She is a women, she likes to hunt and is a conservative. I mean the people in Chicago and NE will not vote for her. So McCain will loose for sure in the minds of the DUmmies
As For me I think it is a great choice. It brings in the PUMAs, Catholics, and conservative. With this choice McCain has reunited the 3 legs of the Republican Party
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Now to our intrepid reporter PJ Comix as he goes into the depths of the DUmmies minds. How does he do that?????
DUmmies Already Slamming Sarah Palin
Before I get into how the DUmmies are already attacking Sarah Palin, let me congratulate the Democrat ticket of Obama bin Biden for choosing Beaver County, Pennsylvania for their campaign kickoff. That is why Li’l Beaver is making his cameo appearance in this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.
Okay, now for Sarah Palin. Oddly enough, your humble correspondent was good buddies as a youngster with an Eskimo from Alaska. And the strangest thing about this is that this was when I was living in Puerto Rico. Fred Duncan might have been the ONLY Eskimo in Puerto Rico. I sure never met another one there. He was in my class from about the sixth to eighth grade. What happened was that Fred was adopted by an elderly white couple in Alaska who later moved to Puerto Rico. The main thing I remember about them is how fanatical they were about their pet Pekinese dogs who won consistently at dog shows down there. The other big thing I remember about Fred Duncan is that he was HUGE. I mean the guy was over six feet tall at the age of 12. Plus he had a lot of weight on him. Fred’s method of fighting was to merely jump on top of his opponents and simply crush them under his weight. However, Fred wasn’t a bully. In fact, he was incredibly sensitive. One time I remember him sobbing uncontrollably with tears streaming down his face. I can’t remember exactly why he was crying but it wasn’t because of fighting. Like I said, he was a sensitive guy despite his size. What else do I remember about Fred? Well, I got an education on Alaska since he told stories, in his peculiar accent, about the tundra.
Okay, so much for my Alaska nostalgia via Puerto Rico. The subject of this DUFU edition is how the DUmmies are already slamming Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Obama (Camp) Response to Palin.” So let us now watch the DUmmies gang up on Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, picturing Fred Duncan crushing a bunch of DUmmies under his weight, is in the [brackets]:
Obama (Camp) Response to Palin
[I think Joe Biden’s hair plugs are already falling out.]
Source: TIME – Mark Halperin
“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same,” said Bill Burton, Obama Campaign Spokesman.
[LOL! Obama is complaining about Palin’s lack of foreign policy experience?]
Sarah’s okay as a governor of a state of 600,000 population, but a heartbeat away from the presidency? No f****** way.
[Meanwhile it is perfectly all right to have been a “community activist” working with a corrupt organization like ACORN and spending only about 143 days in the U.S. Senate doing nothing.]
Palin Is A Wacko; Expose Her! Did anyone else see that picture of her with a fish. What a Nazi nut!
[Holding a salmon with a hook in it’s mouth? Gestapo torturer!!!]
KO Will Rip Palin. Did anyone see how KO rip the AP for being biased against Obama’s speech. Great stuff. Where would we be without him? KO is the best. He will rip this broad apart.
[That’s the MO of KO.]
She has an EIGHTY (80) percent approval rating in AK???
[Uh-Oh!]
Biggest blunder since McGovern chose Eagleton
[What I know about Biden is going to make the Eagleton problem seem like small potatoes. Watch for the Biden scandal to break in either 24 business hours or soon after the Republican convention.]
I hear she likes mooseburgers!
[She just lost the Bullwinkle vote.]
I really hope this backfires. But again the media will play this BS up. Hopefully the American people won’t bite.
[They might like a bite of mooseburger.]
Worst choice since Caligula appointed his horse.
[Mr. Ed?]
DO NOT FORGET WHO YOU ARE FIGHTING WITH. THEY ARE ( GOP) THE LOWEST AND DIRTIEST POLITICAL PARTY IN MODERN WORLD. THEY DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING TO WIN , JUST LIKE MCINSANE
[Taking a recess break from your Rubber Room, eh Mr. Caps?]
She hunts wolves from helicopters. how sick is that? They run down wolves with a helicopter and when they finally collapse from exhaustion the mighty hunters blast them with high powered rifles. She’s a perfect successor to Cheney.
[I hate hunters who use semi-automatic rifles in helicopters. When I go helicopter hunting I set my AK-47 on full automatic. DIE INNOCENT FOREST CRITTERS!!!]
Beauty Queens for McCain!!!!
[Bar Hags for Obama!!!]
She should have aborted the tissue and moved forward with her life… Stupid is as stupid does.
[Said the DUmmie from NARAL.]
Biden is going to eat her alive! Hit fast, hit hard. Give her hell, Joe!
[By the time of the vice-presidential debate, Biden will be demoralized by a certain release of information that will happen in 24 business hours.]
Puma loves it. They are wild with delight over at the PUMA board. YEA!!
[Uh-oh!]
You k knew it would not be long before the Nutroots goes after Palin for being a hunter and gasp, a attractive conservative female.
Ruh Roh!! Obama down in the polls
And it has the DUmmies in a Tizzy. Just a few weeks ago, The Lightwalker was already the President and the champagne was being bought, but when the public is learning is that Barak Obama is nothing but an emoty suit and has no new ideas. He is the reincarnation of Dukakis. And the DUmmies do not like it. They might be getting some voter’s remorse.
Bahahaha. Operation Chaos effect?????
DUmmies Hit Panic Button Over Obama Poll Freefall
What a difference a few weeks make. Not long ago the DUmmies
were doing their victory dances in the end zone while high fivin’ each
other over the Barack Obama victory that was SURE to happen in
November. The campaign and the voting itself were mere formalities
since the victory of the Lightworker was a done deal in their tiny
little minds. Well, reality has now set in that shows John McCain about
5 points AHEAD of the Obamassiah. And now the scene is like the alarm
claxons going off at the end of “Dr. No” with the DUmmies running
aimlessly in all directions in a state of panic as you can see in their
THREAD
titled, “So Far, Obama’s Campaign Has Been Dukakis-esque.” Interesting
that they bring up the name of Dukakis who was about 17 points ahead of
Bush I in the summer of 1988. I had a friend, Sam, from Massachussetts
who was gloating that time over the inevitable victory of his former
governor. So I bet him a modest 10 bucks that Bush would win. He
eagerly took my bet. We all know what happened to Dukakis in that
election so lets fast forward to a couple of days after he lost in a
landslide. I call up Sam to collect on my bet. His wife answers and
tells me Sam has been in bed for the past two days. Okay, I figured he
needs some time to recover so I wait another week. Same story. His wife
tells me that Sam is still confined to his bed. Then I forgot all about
it until early January and call again. His wife answers and
hesitatingly tells me that Sam is still sick and may be in that
condition for a very long time. I never saw Sam again. So I am
wondering if this will happen to the DUmmies if their Obamassiah loses
in November. So severely shocked that they can never again function in
public again. Picture Brian Wilson of the Beachboys lying in bed and
staring at the ceiling for most of the 80s. With that in mind, let us
now watch the DUmmies hit the panic button in Bolshevik Red while the
commentary of your humble correspondent, advising the DUmmies to get
themselves emergency bed pans, is in the [barackets]:So Far, Obama’s Campaign Has Been Dukakis-esque
[Dukakis got into a tank and Obama’s poll numbers have tanked.]The
Obama campaign has been a major, major disappointment. They have
allowed this campaign to be about Obama instead of the 8 years of
miserable failure of the Bush admin. No mention of the horrible
economy. No mention of the lying to get us into war. No mention of the
Katrina incompetence. Instead, it’s been all oil drilling and
celebrity.[May I console you with some Freudenschade victory champagne?]
Now,
you can stick your heads in the sand all you want, but the Obama
campaign right now is losing this election because it’s been weak and
ineffective against McCain. No amount of donations nor volunteer work
can overcome a lackluster candidate and campaign. It’s up to Obama and
his campaign to make the case to the American people on why he should
be president, not some door to door canvasser.
[Perhaps you can write up some daring new lines for Obama’s teleprompter.]Hillary
was a deeply flawed candidate, but at least she knows how to fight. So
far, this campaign is nothting more than a replay of Dukakis’88 and
Kerry ’04.[Why am I now picturing a floor fight with Hillary in a couple of weeks? Now to the other DUmmies…]
They are losing the election because one poll says they are?
[No. Several polls now say the Lightworker is losing.]
Obama
has a handsome lead which, translated to an election, would equate to
an electoral landslide. People latch onto the odd tied poll or narrow
Obama lead when, in reality, Obama has generally (on average) had a
consistent 4-5% lead.[Auditioning for a job as Baghdad Bob?]
Real Clear Politics has him with a 1% lead when averaging all the polls.
[Yeah. Average in the polls of a few weeks ago with the current polls and Obama has a very slight lead. Comfy now?]
Have you actually watched any of Obama’s speeches?
[Yes, during insomnia attacks.]
Perhaps you are not familiar with the ads Obama has been playing as well as the speeches he has been giving…
[Plus Obama has a well-oiled teleprompter.]The
fact is his lead has been shrinking on a daily basis because people are
paying attention to McCain’s aggressive, negative campaigning. And if
anyone hasn’t been paying attention, it’s the Obama campaign.[Don’t worry. John Kerry has their back.]
If
he doesn’t hit back hard and fast beginning in Sept he could very well
end up like a Kerry or Dukakis. Watch for the media to start asking
“will going negative hurt Obama?”[DUkakis, Kerry, Obama. The Democrat troika of failure.]—DUmmies FUnnies
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