Doctors

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An Israeli doctor remarked, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced we
can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking forwork in six weeks’.

A German doctor countered, ‘That’s nothing! In Germany we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks’.

A Russian doctor then added, ‘In my country medicine is so advanced
we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks’.

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said ‘Hah!. We can take a few
assholes out of Chicago , put them in Washington DC and have half the
country looking for work within two months!”