PSA


Do you know the difference of having balls and having guts. Well today is your lucky day:

Having guts or balls

We’ve all heard about people having ‘guts’ or ‘balls’, but do you really know the difference

between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after golfing all afternoon and a night out with the guys,

being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after golfing all afternoon and a night out with the guys,

smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and

having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

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  1. March 13, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Very funny! You have give a VERY clear definition! πŸ˜†

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