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September 27, 2008 Leave a comment Go to comments

Surgeons are
discussing the types of people they like to Operate on.
 
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table
because when you  open them up, everything inside is numbered.
 
The second responds: ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded.
 
The third surgeon says: ‘No, I really think librarians are the best;
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
 
The fourth surgeon chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction Workers
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
 
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’ all really 
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no 
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are 
interchangeable

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