Surgeons
Surgeons are
discussing the types of people they like to Operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
inside them is color-coded.
The third surgeon says: ‘No, I really think librarians are the best;
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction Workers …
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’ all really
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are
interchangeable

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