BEER, FISHING, SEX & GOLF

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and

shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. 

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this

money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" 

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. 

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. 

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all

my time trying to stay alive." 

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. 

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" 

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?"

the man asked. 

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. 

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take

 you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." 

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

 I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." 

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like

 after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."