Skinny Dipping

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An elderly man had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large
pond, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic
tables and some
apple
and peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed
up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn’t
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of
young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of
his presence and
they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We’re not coming out
until you
leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn’t
come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucket up he said, "I’m here to feed the alligator."

Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

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